Monday, December 4, 2006


Sometime somethings actually make a lot of sense, but come from places you'd never expect . Check these lines from Kenny Dies
Man: [from the Make-A-Wish Foundation] I know! I'll bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh?

Kenny: [muffled] No. Fuckin' Madonna... [his words trail off and become unintelligible]

Man: What was that?

Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself. [the Foundation reps are stunned]

Madonna: [appearing in the doorway] Should I come in now?

Man: Um, not quite yet.

* Chef: Stan, sometime God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful god, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it! So he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?

Stan: But then why does God give us anything to start with?

Chef: Well, look at it this way! If you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away! If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, it would have nothing to cry about! That's like God, who gives us life and love and health, just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry. So he can drink the sweet milk of our tears! You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.

Friday, November 10, 2006

The meaning of F*CK


Why is there so much hesitation in awarding Saddam the death penalty. I would probably be sentenced to it for a few murders, or be convicted much quicker if I killed Saddam right now. So why this double standard?

The Greatest Idea - EVER

How about a deodorant, not just any deo, but a pot deo. It would be so good that people would actually want to be with you just to get a whiff of you - no jokes. Hahahaha

Thursday, November 9, 2006


I was cheated today, swindled of hard cash and talktime

Saturday, October 21, 2006


Its funny, how you slave day and nite to "mug" some chem, physics or, heck it doesn't matter. But do you remember ever having to memorise, what are now memories.

Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!

Monday, October 16, 2006

i'm confused

im thinkin who my real friends are, and what i'll do abt chemistry and college and life and time and, heck does it really matter when im really sleepy?

thoughts running thru my hed at 12 last nite

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Free Speech and Insanity

This may be a lot late to write about this, yet this has been at the back of my mind for a long time. We had loads of news about the Mohammed cartoons, loads really and we even heard the news about the editors not feeling sorry for it and how it was to defend free speech. They MAY have been right, though I am of the opinion that they were not. Their argument about free speech falls flat on its face when one considers the fact that the widespread damage that the riots caused, not to speak of the fact that it cost a few lives.

Of course, I forget, we have been desensitised. Free speech be damned, anyone with some good sense will surely know that if their "wiggling fingers" "Right" comments cause damage, big damage, they must apologise for it. I have not seen the cartoons myself, yet I heard one of them carried the following line "Its hard to be loved by fools". Indeed, thats why those newspapers got that much coverage, loved by fools. I incidentally also heard that other papers were conducting a "Holocaust Cartoon Competition". This is utter madness, what is anybody trying to prove? And for those of you who would condemn me for writing this, let me tell you, I am not against free speech, only insanity. This is free speech, that is not. A lot of papers carried the cartoons, yet I dare even one to carry the picture I am attaching, not very well executed, but I hope it conveys what I am trying to say. I would never do a holocaust cartoon, but I would do this. And for those of you who feel that I have identified only one paper, please feel free to insert the other names that you so feel there.