Sunday, December 9, 2007
The gun is never loaded
Ever wondered why the gun is never loaded? Have you thought about that one moment where the gun is pointed to the head. The next thing to happen is not for the gun to go off, but the pistol to be cocked. The (wo)man with the gun puts his thumb across the back of the revolver, and slowly cocks it. Ever wondered why?
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Valentine's Day
So today is Valentine's Day, and I'm not going to wish you, now because I am a spoilsport or I don't have a Valentine, I couldn't care less especially with my finals round the corner, but because I think the whole concept sucks. Don't get me wrong, I'm quite a sucker for celebration, but I think the concept sucks. Here are a few reasons why.
1) You're supposed to give gifts, and these are the kind that no one would accept at any other time of the year ( chocolates as always are an exception, i'd take them anyday)
2) It's a bad excuse to make good money
3) It makes you look bad if you don't have a "valentine"
4) It makes it seem like this is the only day in the year when we can celebrate "love"
Call me weird but I don't think today is the day to tell your friends and sweethearts you love them, its everyday. Why can't you just go and tell them the same thing that you would today? because today is "the day"?
Instead of wishing people a "happy valentine's day" why don't you just tell them you love them. Your friends may not be around forever, and today is a "good" day to tell them you love them, you might as well do that. Thats precisely what I'm going to do.
Thank you for being who you are, thats just the way I like it.
I love you. I hope you don't think I'm weird. Even if you do, I still love you.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
I don't actually believe I could be asked all this ... but
I don't actually believe I could be asked all this ... but
Next time you get asked an annoying Indian question, answer it like
this...read on, it's funny!
Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?
A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery
skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In
fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see,
once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target....
Q. You're from India, aren't you? I have read so much about the
country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers,
the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation?
[note: This one we were actually asked in August '93 by a real
estate agent when house-hunting in Boston.]
A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in
our house. But later, we started elephant-pooling with our neighbors,
to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem.....
Q. Does India have cars?
A. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to
encourage ride-sharing schemes.
Q. Does India have TV?
A. No. We only have cable.
Q. Are all Indians vegetarian?
A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.
Q. How come you speak English so well?
A. You see when the British were ruling India, they employed Indians
as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the
British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their
servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born
speaking English.
A variation to the above is a compliment ---
"You speak very good English."
Response: Thanks. So do you.
Q. Are you a Hindi?
A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India.
Q. Do you speak Hindu?
A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.
Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?
A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me
go to school.
Q. India is very hot, isn't it?
A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is
why tea is such a popular drink in India.
Q. Are there any business companies in India?
A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of
self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food.
That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is a lot of
hard work.
Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh?
A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian
diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the
population of the country, the government is trying to encourage
everyone to eat human meat.
Q. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly?
A. Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it
is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I
meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is
why things are so inefficient there.
Q. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they
do that?
A. We don't have shoes. So we burn the botton of our feet to make it
hard so that we can walk.
Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?
A. I prefer it to coming naked.
Q. How do you celebrate Thanksgiving day in India?
A. By roasting an American....
Next time you get asked an annoying Indian question, answer it like
this...read on, it's funny!
Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?
A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery
skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In
fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see,
once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target....
Q. You're from India, aren't you? I have read so much about the
country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers,
the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation?
[note: This one we were actually asked in August '93 by a real
estate agent when house-hunting in Boston.]
A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in
our house. But later, we started elephant-pooling with our neighbors,
to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem.....
Q. Does India have cars?
A. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to
encourage ride-sharing schemes.
Q. Does India have TV?
A. No. We only have cable.
Q. Are all Indians vegetarian?
A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.
Q. How come you speak English so well?
A. You see when the British were ruling India, they employed Indians
as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the
British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their
servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born
speaking English.
A variation to the above is a compliment ---
"You speak very good English."
Response: Thanks. So do you.
Q. Are you a Hindi?
A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India.
Q. Do you speak Hindu?
A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.
Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?
A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me
go to school.
Q. India is very hot, isn't it?
A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is
why tea is such a popular drink in India.
Q. Are there any business companies in India?
A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of
self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food.
That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is a lot of
hard work.
Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh?
A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian
diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the
population of the country, the government is trying to encourage
everyone to eat human meat.
Q. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly?
A. Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it
is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I
meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is
why things are so inefficient there.
Q. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they
do that?
A. We don't have shoes. So we burn the botton of our feet to make it
hard so that we can walk.
Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?
A. I prefer it to coming naked.
Q. How do you celebrate Thanksgiving day in India?
A. By roasting an American....
Monday, December 4, 2006
Stupid/Sensible
Sometime somethings actually make a lot of sense, but come from places you'd never expect . Check these lines from Kenny Dies
Man: [from the Make-A-Wish Foundation] I know! I'll bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh?
Kenny: [muffled] No. Fuckin' Madonna... [his words trail off and become unintelligible]
Man: What was that?
Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself. [the Foundation reps are stunned]
Madonna: [appearing in the doorway] Should I come in now?
Man: Um, not quite yet.
* Chef: Stan, sometime God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful god, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it! So he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?
Stan: But then why does God give us anything to start with?
Chef: Well, look at it this way! If you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away! If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, it would have nothing to cry about! That's like God, who gives us life and love and health, just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry. So he can drink the sweet milk of our tears! You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.
Man: [from the Make-A-Wish Foundation] I know! I'll bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh?
Kenny: [muffled] No. Fuckin' Madonna... [his words trail off and become unintelligible]
Man: What was that?
Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself. [the Foundation reps are stunned]
Madonna: [appearing in the doorway] Should I come in now?
Man: Um, not quite yet.
* Chef: Stan, sometime God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful god, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it! So he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?
Stan: But then why does God give us anything to start with?
Chef: Well, look at it this way! If you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away! If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, it would have nothing to cry about! That's like God, who gives us life and love and health, just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry. So he can drink the sweet milk of our tears! You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.
Friday, November 10, 2006
Saddam
Why is there so much hesitation in awarding Saddam the death penalty. I would probably be sentenced to it for a few murders, or be convicted much quicker if I killed Saddam right now. So why this double standard?
The Greatest Idea - EVER
How about a deodorant, not just any deo, but a pot deo. It would be so good that people would actually want to be with you just to get a whiff of you - no jokes. Hahahaha
Thursday, November 9, 2006
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Memories
Its funny, how you slave day and nite to "mug" some chem, physics or, heck it doesn't matter. But do you remember ever having to memorise, what are now memories.
Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!
Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!
Monday, October 16, 2006
i'm confused
im thinkin who my real friends are, and what i'll do abt chemistry and college and life and time and, heck does it really matter when im really sleepy?
thoughts running thru my hed at 12 last nite
thoughts running thru my hed at 12 last nite
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Free Speech and Insanity
This may be a lot late to write about this, yet this has been at the back of my mind for a long time. We had loads of news about the Mohammed cartoons, loads really and we even heard the news about the editors not feeling sorry for it and how it was to defend free speech. They MAY have been right, though I am of the opinion that they were not. Their argument about free speech falls flat on its face when one considers the fact that the widespread damage that the riots caused, not to speak of the fact that it cost a few lives.
Of course, I forget, we have been desensitised. Free speech be damned, anyone with some good sense will surely know that if their "wiggling fingers" "Right" comments cause damage, big damage, they must apologise for it. I have not seen the cartoons myself, yet I heard one of them carried the following line "Its hard to be loved by fools". Indeed, thats why those newspapers got that much coverage, loved by fools. I incidentally also heard that other papers were conducting a "Holocaust Cartoon Competition". This is utter madness, what is anybody trying to prove? And for those of you who would condemn me for writing this, let me tell you, I am not against free speech, only insanity. This is free speech, that is not. A lot of papers carried the cartoons, yet I dare even one to carry the picture I am attaching, not very well executed, but I hope it conveys what I am trying to say. I would never do a holocaust cartoon, but I would do this. And for those of you who feel that I have identified only one paper, please feel free to insert the other names that you so feel there.
Saturday, December 25, 2004
Music List: My Fave Rock Songs
My Fave Rock Songs
- : (01) Linkin Park - Foreword
- : (02) Linkin Park - Don't Stay
- : (03) Linkin Park - Somwhere I Belong
- : (04) Linkin Park - Lying From You
- : (05) Linkin Park - Hit The Floor
- : (06) Linkin Park - Easier To Run
- : (07) Linkin Park - Faint
- : (08) Linkin Park - Figure 09
- : (09) Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit
- : (10) Linkin Park - From The Inside
- : (11) Linkin Park - Nobodys Listening
- : (12) Linkin Park - Session
- : (13) Linkin Park - Numb
- : 2ndcoming
- : arabic
- Linkin Park: Cure For The Itch
- : db
- Madonna: Die Another Day
- : dragon
- MJ: healtheworld
- Linkin Park: High Voltage
- Linkin Park: In the End
- Linkin Park: In the End
- Toonami: INFOLINK
- : infolink
- : Linkin Park--Points Of Authority
- : lurker
- Linkin Park: Place for My Head
- : prayer
- Linkin Park: Pushing Me Away
- : scratch_my_back
- : strings
- Saliva: Superstar
- : tensionrev
Saturday, December 18, 2004
Fun Stuff
Omigosh, I composed a really long blog and that was lost as the computer restarted for apparently no reason, so ill compose it again. There's a lot to write, but i'll start with computers, here's some nice websites and software.
Bittorrent: Get a good bittorrent "client", eg.ABC, G3 Torrent or Bittorrent lite(this one allows you to search) and install it, then go to a website like http://www.torrentreactor.
File Sharing: Dont ever get kazaa, get kazaa lite and search for the files you want and then download it
Stumbleupon http://www.stumbleupon.com
Sodaplay Http://www.sodaplay.com
Messenger 7 Beta http://www.messenger.com/b
Evillyrics http://www.evillabs.sk
This software gets the lyrics for the songs you are playing automatically
Selective File Sharing I may have sent some of you (my good friends) invites, click on the links in the invites and then register. Then I can stream you music if I'm online - like radio and you can download CERTAIN FILES ONLY of my comp and vice versa
Free MP3 legal downloads http://music.download.com/
For physics and astronomy enthusiasts http://www.physlink.com
For your queries http://www.askearth.com
For anonymous mail
For sending emails to me just like that without opening your email account
http://www.avinash.selfhos
Wednesday, August 24, 1988
Customer Service (In general, In Particular and in India)
I'm not going to talk much about it. Instead I'll let my disdain for customer service in general and in particular with ICICI Lombard Insurance and particularly in India be known.
Here are transcripts of the chat I had with customer service. (with my contact details * bleeped * out)
You are now chatting with 'Tilak'
Tilak: Good Evening
Tilak: you have reached ICICI Lombard 24x7,
Tilak: how can I help you?
Avinash CHandrashekar: I have a complaint
Avinash CHandrashekar: Hello?
Tilak: May I know what is your query?
Avinash CHandrashekar: yes
Avinash CHandrashekar: I was charged for an insurance policy that I tried to buy
Avinash CHandrashekar: but wasn't able to
Avinash CHandrashekar: i did not see the policy on the web page
Avinash CHandrashekar: neither have I received it by email
Tilak: Do you have the policy number
Avinash CHandrashekar: and I haven't received it by courier/post either
Avinash CHandrashekar: And
Avinash CHandrashekar: it is NOT listed in my profile as well
Tilak: May I know the mode of payment used to purchase the policy
Avinash CHandrashekar: credit card
Avinash CHandrashekar: I cannot give you the policy number of a policy I have not seen
Tilak: KINDLY HELP ME WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER TO PULL OUT YOUR POLICY DETAILS
Avinash CHandrashekar: I can only give you the reference number of the transaction
Avinash CHandrashekar: please pull out the policy details using my username
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Tilak: For verification of your identity, kindly verify the following details:
Tilak:
Tilak: · Name,
Tilak: · Date of Birth,
Tilak: · Contact No (Landline and Mobile),
Tilak: · Email id,
Tilak: · Address with Pin Code
Tilak:
Avinash CHandrashekar: Name: Avinash
Avinash CHandrashekar: DOB
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: email id : *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: address: *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Tilak: Contact No (Landline and Mobile),
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Tilak: Thank you very much for verification
Tilak: You were purchasing travel policy
Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat
Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat
Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat
Tilak: My Pleasure
Tilak: Thank you for chatting with ICICI Lombard,24*7
Tilak: Have a great day!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/32440297/?cmd=file&file=chatStart&site=32440297&sessionkey=H7055188058127345408-4060130782698878559K120147164
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Chandrakant'
Chandrakant: Good Evening
Chandrakant: you have reached ICICI Lombard 24x7,
Chandrakant: how can I help you?
Avinash Chandrashekar: can you please connect me to Tilak
Avinash Chandrashekar: i was chatting with him
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i had to leave
Avinash Chandrashekar: for a few minutes
Avinash Chandrashekar: hello?
Chat InformationPlease wait while I transfer the chat to 'Tilak'.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Chandrakant'
Chandrakant: May I know what is your query?
Avinash Chandrashekar: I don't want to explain it again
Avinash Chandrashekar: could you please transfer me to Tilak
Avinash Chandrashekar: Tilak: Good Evening Tilak: you have reached ICICI Lombard 24x7, Tilak: how can I help you? Avinash CHandrashekar: I have a complaint Avinash CHandrashekar: Hello? Tilak: May I know what is your query? Avinash CHandrashekar: yes Avinash CHandrashekar: I was charged for an insurance policy that I tried to buy Avinash CHandrashekar: but wasn't able to Avinash CHandrashekar: i did not see the policy on the web page Avinash CHandrashekar: neither have I received it by email Tilak: Do you have the policy number Avinash CHandrashekar: and I haven't received it by courier/post either Avinash CHandrashekar: And Avinash CHandrashekar: it is NOT listed in my profile as well Tilak: May I know the mode of payment used to purchase the policy Avinash CHandrashekar: credit card Avinash CHandrashekar: I cannot give you the policy number of a policy I have not seen Tilak: KINDLY HELP ME WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER TO PULL OUT YOUR POLICY DETAILS Avinash CHandrashekar: I can only give you the reference number of the transaction Avinash CHandrashekar: please pull out the policy details using my username Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view* Tilak: For verification of your identity, kindly verify the following details: Tilak: Tilak: · Name, Tilak: · Date of Birth, Tilak: · Contact No (Landline and Mobile), Tilak: · Email id, Tilak: · Address with Pin Code Tilak: Avinash CHandrashekar: Name: Avinash Avinash CHandrashekar: DOB Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar: email id : *not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar: address:*not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar:*not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view* Tilak: Contact No (Landline and Mobile), Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*Tilak: Thank you very much for verification Tilak: You were purchasing travel policy Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat Tilak: My Pleasure Tilak: Thank you for chatting with ICICI Lombard,24*7 Tilak: Have a great day! Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Chandrakant: as I come to know from your chat you have not received your policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have not
Avinash Chandrashekar: so i purchased a new one
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i find out i am charged for both
Avinash Chandrashekar: when i received only one
Chandrakant: be online I am trying to pull out details by your mobile number
Chandrakant: both policy amount debited from your credit card ?
Avinash Chandrashekar: yes
Avinash Chandrashekar: both
Chandrakant: please provide your policy number or your credit card number
Avinash Chandrashekar: I DONT HAVE THE POLICY NUMBER BECAUSE I HAVEN"T RECEIVED IT
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i don't feel safe about giving credit card details
Avinash Chandrashekar: i gave you all my account details
Chandrakant: policy number you have please give that
Avinash Chandrashekar: i can provide you with the reference number of the transaction
Avinash Chandrashekar: please try to understand
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have received only ONE policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i have paid for it
Avinash Chandrashekar: and I have those details
Avinash Chandrashekar: and I have no complaint about it
Avinash Chandrashekar: but i have NOT received the other
Avinash Chandrashekar: how do you expect me to give you those details
Avinash Chandrashekar: neither by post
Avinash Chandrashekar: nor by email
Chandrakant: please provide me that policy number which you have received
Avinash Chandrashekar: nor on the page
Avinash Chandrashekar: Policy Number *not for public view*
Avinash Chandrashekar: only ONE policy is listed on the My Policies page
Chandrakant: the same amount is debited for both policies
Avinash Chandrashekar: no
Avinash Chandrashekar: 872 is decucted for one policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: and 893 on the other
Avinash Chandrashekar: i tried to buy different policies
Chandrakant: with out your credit card number we can not find out details
Chandrakant: we asking only number please provide that
Avinash Chandrashekar: is it alright if i provide the last 4 digits of my card?
Avinash Chandrashekar: and I am not providing the verification code
Avinash Chandrashekar: now
Avinash Chandrashekar: please tell me the details of the policies YOU see
Avinash Chandrashekar: so i verify my belief that there is something wrong with your system
Chandrakant: ok
Avinash Chandrashekar: *not for public view*
Avinash Chandrashekar: those are the last four digits
Avinash Chandrashekar: i hope this is enough
Avinash Chandrashekar: please give me your email as well so I can continue this conversation with YOU
Chandrakant: *not for public view* this is your policy number
Avinash Chandrashekar: and not narrate my case to each and every person i meet
Avinash Chandrashekar: exactly
Avinash Chandrashekar: this is the policy that is listed
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have been charged for this
Avinash Chandrashekar: as WELL as another
Chandrakant: 11-Aug-2008 policy start date
Chandrakant: 19-Aug-2008 policy end date
Avinash Chandrashekar: the reason i bought this policy was because I did not receive the earlier one
Chandrakant: you policy is expired now
Avinash Chandrashekar: I need none of this
Avinash Chandrashekar: I want to know
Avinash Chandrashekar: why I was charged for a policy I did not receive
Chandrakant: but your policy is already expired
Avinash Chandrashekar: So what
Avinash Chandrashekar: i was charged for a policy i did not receive
Avinash Chandrashekar: the details you have given me
Avinash Chandrashekar: are for the policy I received
Avinash Chandrashekar: which would have been useful had i fallen sick
Avinash Chandrashekar: and the amount for the policy has been deducted from my account
Chandrakant: you take the pritout of your policy on our web site also
Avinash Chandrashekar: do you undertand what i'm saying
Avinash Chandrashekar: this was a policy that i carried with me when i travelled
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i bought it
Avinash Chandrashekar: because I did NOT receive the previous policy that i tried to buy
Avinash Chandrashekar: WHY
Avinash Chandrashekar: was i charged for that
Avinash Chandrashekar: and I also want your email or the email of the person who is in charge of these issues
Chandrakant: we have despatched details about that policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: which policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: i do not need details of that policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: I need to know why i did not receive it
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have no use for a policy which is already expired
Avinash Chandrashekar: why did i not receive a policy for which i was charged 893 rupees
Chandrakant: ok
Chandrakant: I am going to take request for that
Avinash Chandrashekar: i don't see where this is going; I have been charged for more than i have received and you seem to only be telling me what i already know. Please tell me whom I should address this to
Chandrakant: please sent mail along with credit card statement to customersupport@icicilombard.com and the number which I am going to provide you
Avinash Chandrashekar: i do not want to correspond with a wing
Avinash Chandrashekar: i want a specific person
Avinash Chandrashekar: so i needn't repeat what I said again and again
Chandrakant: please sent mail along with credit card statement so customersupport@icicilombard.com and with in 48 hours they will revert back to you with clarification
Chandrakant:
Avinash Chandrashekar: give me your email and phone number Mr.Chandrakant
Avinash Chandrashekar: or that of your team leader
Chandrakant: please call us 1800 209 8888 this is our customer care toll free number toll free from all mobile as well as land line
Avinash Chandrashekar: i want YOUR number
Avinash Chandrashekar: or that of any INDIVIDUAL
Avinash Chandrashekar: who will handle my complaint
Avinash Chandrashekar: I don't have to go through this again
Chandrakant: sorry we are not allowed to provide personal information
Avinash Chandrashekar: and you have asked for my credit card details
Avinash Chandrashekar: and my policy number
Avinash Chandrashekar: when the fault clearly lies at your end
Avinash Chandrashekar: and you expect me to provide it
Chandrakant: I Apologize for the inconvenience caused to you
Avinash Chandrashekar: i don't want an apology
Avinash Chandrashekar: give me a complaint number
Chandrakant: please sent mail along with credit card statement so customersupport@icicilombard.com and with in 48 hours they will revert back to you with clarification
Chandrakant:
Avinash Chandrashekar: and your email/phone number
Chandrakant: be online I will give you complaint number
Avinash Chandrashekar: alright Mr.Chandrakant; I understand that it is company policy to not reveal your email address
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have created a new one in your aname
Avinash Chandrashekar: *name
Avinash Chandrashekar: icicickant@gmail.com
Avinash Chandrashekar: with password complaint
Avinash Chandrashekar: please login to correspond with me
Avinash Chandrashekar: i am sure you are familiar with gmail
Avinash Chandrashekar: login at http://www.gmail.com
Chandrakant: we are not having assess of that
Avinash Chandrashekar: assess?
Avinash Chandrashekar: go home and access it
Avinash Chandrashekar: it doesnt matter
Avinash Chandrashekar: \
Avinash Chandrashekar: use a proxy server to login
Avinash Chandrashekar: but i need to be in correspondence with one person
Avinash Chandrashekar: and if it isn't you
Avinash Chandrashekar: let it be someone else
Chandrakant: we are not allowed to do that
Avinash Chandrashekar: you are not allowed to access internet at home Mr.Chandrakant
Avinash Chandrashekar: this is a laugh
Chandrakant: I Apologize for the inconvenience caused to you
Avinash Chandrashekar: i hope you are recording this for internal training purposes
Avinash Chandrashekar: because so am i
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i want someone i can correspond with
Avinash Chandrashekar: that's all
Avinash Chandrashekar: i paid for this
Chandrakant: have you created any user ID for the policy which you have not received
Avinash Chandrashekar: I have bought both id's using the sme account
Avinash Chandrashekar: *same
Chandrakant: be online
Avinash Chandrashekar: how long Mr.Chandrakant
Chandrakant: I am getting only one policy on that number
Avinash Chandrashekar: exactly
Avinash Chandrashekar: one policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: but two charges
Avinash Chandrashekar: now do you understand
Chandrakant: so I am requesting you please sent mail along with statement and they will revert back to you with in 48 hours
Avinash Chandrashekar: what is the use of chatting with you if i have to repeat the entire thing again
Avinash Chandrashekar: and then again to someone else
Avinash Chandrashekar: anyway
Avinash Chandrashekar: i will do that
Chandrakant: Is there anything else I can help you with ?
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i will correspond with icicickant@gmail.com as well
Avinash Chandrashekar: i request you to please correspond with me on that
Avinash Chandrashekar: if my request fails
Avinash Chandrashekar: very honestly
Avinash Chandrashekar: you haven't helped my with much
Avinash Chandrashekar: goodnight
Chandrakant: My Pleasure
Chandrakant: Thank you for chatting with ICICI Lombard,24*7
Chandrakant: Have a great day!
Here are transcripts of the chat I had with customer service. (with my contact details * bleeped * out)
You are now chatting with 'Tilak'
Tilak: Good Evening
Tilak: you have reached ICICI Lombard 24x7,
Tilak: how can I help you?
Avinash CHandrashekar: I have a complaint
Avinash CHandrashekar: Hello?
Tilak: May I know what is your query?
Avinash CHandrashekar: yes
Avinash CHandrashekar: I was charged for an insurance policy that I tried to buy
Avinash CHandrashekar: but wasn't able to
Avinash CHandrashekar: i did not see the policy on the web page
Avinash CHandrashekar: neither have I received it by email
Tilak: Do you have the policy number
Avinash CHandrashekar: and I haven't received it by courier/post either
Avinash CHandrashekar: And
Avinash CHandrashekar: it is NOT listed in my profile as well
Tilak: May I know the mode of payment used to purchase the policy
Avinash CHandrashekar: credit card
Avinash CHandrashekar: I cannot give you the policy number of a policy I have not seen
Tilak: KINDLY HELP ME WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER TO PULL OUT YOUR POLICY DETAILS
Avinash CHandrashekar: I can only give you the reference number of the transaction
Avinash CHandrashekar: please pull out the policy details using my username
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Tilak: For verification of your identity, kindly verify the following details:
Tilak:
Tilak: · Name,
Tilak: · Date of Birth,
Tilak: · Contact No (Landline and Mobile),
Tilak: · Email id,
Tilak: · Address with Pin Code
Tilak:
Avinash CHandrashekar: Name: Avinash
Avinash CHandrashekar: DOB
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: email id : *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: address: *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Tilak: Contact No (Landline and Mobile),
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*
Tilak: Thank you very much for verification
Tilak: You were purchasing travel policy
Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat
Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat
Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat
Tilak: My Pleasure
Tilak: Thank you for chatting with ICICI Lombard,24*7
Tilak: Have a great day!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/32440297/?cmd=file&file=chatStart&site=32440297&sessionkey=H7055188058127345408-4060130782698878559K120147164
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Chandrakant'
Chandrakant: Good Evening
Chandrakant: you have reached ICICI Lombard 24x7,
Chandrakant: how can I help you?
Avinash Chandrashekar: can you please connect me to Tilak
Avinash Chandrashekar: i was chatting with him
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i had to leave
Avinash Chandrashekar: for a few minutes
Avinash Chandrashekar: hello?
Chat InformationPlease wait while I transfer the chat to 'Tilak'.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Chandrakant'
Chandrakant: May I know what is your query?
Avinash Chandrashekar: I don't want to explain it again
Avinash Chandrashekar: could you please transfer me to Tilak
Avinash Chandrashekar: Tilak: Good Evening Tilak: you have reached ICICI Lombard 24x7, Tilak: how can I help you? Avinash CHandrashekar: I have a complaint Avinash CHandrashekar: Hello? Tilak: May I know what is your query? Avinash CHandrashekar: yes Avinash CHandrashekar: I was charged for an insurance policy that I tried to buy Avinash CHandrashekar: but wasn't able to Avinash CHandrashekar: i did not see the policy on the web page Avinash CHandrashekar: neither have I received it by email Tilak: Do you have the policy number Avinash CHandrashekar: and I haven't received it by courier/post either Avinash CHandrashekar: And Avinash CHandrashekar: it is NOT listed in my profile as well Tilak: May I know the mode of payment used to purchase the policy Avinash CHandrashekar: credit card Avinash CHandrashekar: I cannot give you the policy number of a policy I have not seen Tilak: KINDLY HELP ME WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER TO PULL OUT YOUR POLICY DETAILS Avinash CHandrashekar: I can only give you the reference number of the transaction Avinash CHandrashekar: please pull out the policy details using my username Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view* Tilak: For verification of your identity, kindly verify the following details: Tilak: Tilak: · Name, Tilak: · Date of Birth, Tilak: · Contact No (Landline and Mobile), Tilak: · Email id, Tilak: · Address with Pin Code Tilak: Avinash CHandrashekar: Name: Avinash Avinash CHandrashekar: DOB Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar: email id : *not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar: address:*not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar:*not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view* Tilak: Contact No (Landline and Mobile), Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view* Avinash CHandrashekar: *not for public view*Tilak: Thank you very much for verification Tilak: You were purchasing travel policy Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat Tilak: Since there is no response from your side I have to disconnect the chat Tilak: My Pleasure Tilak: Thank you for chatting with ICICI Lombard,24*7 Tilak: Have a great day! Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Chandrakant: as I come to know from your chat you have not received your policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have not
Avinash Chandrashekar: so i purchased a new one
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i find out i am charged for both
Avinash Chandrashekar: when i received only one
Chandrakant: be online I am trying to pull out details by your mobile number
Chandrakant: both policy amount debited from your credit card ?
Avinash Chandrashekar: yes
Avinash Chandrashekar: both
Chandrakant: please provide your policy number or your credit card number
Avinash Chandrashekar: I DONT HAVE THE POLICY NUMBER BECAUSE I HAVEN"T RECEIVED IT
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i don't feel safe about giving credit card details
Avinash Chandrashekar: i gave you all my account details
Chandrakant: policy number you have please give that
Avinash Chandrashekar: i can provide you with the reference number of the transaction
Avinash Chandrashekar: please try to understand
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have received only ONE policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i have paid for it
Avinash Chandrashekar: and I have those details
Avinash Chandrashekar: and I have no complaint about it
Avinash Chandrashekar: but i have NOT received the other
Avinash Chandrashekar: how do you expect me to give you those details
Avinash Chandrashekar: neither by post
Avinash Chandrashekar: nor by email
Chandrakant: please provide me that policy number which you have received
Avinash Chandrashekar: nor on the page
Avinash Chandrashekar: Policy Number *not for public view*
Avinash Chandrashekar: only ONE policy is listed on the My Policies page
Chandrakant: the same amount is debited for both policies
Avinash Chandrashekar: no
Avinash Chandrashekar: 872 is decucted for one policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: and 893 on the other
Avinash Chandrashekar: i tried to buy different policies
Chandrakant: with out your credit card number we can not find out details
Chandrakant: we asking only number please provide that
Avinash Chandrashekar: is it alright if i provide the last 4 digits of my card?
Avinash Chandrashekar: and I am not providing the verification code
Avinash Chandrashekar: now
Avinash Chandrashekar: please tell me the details of the policies YOU see
Avinash Chandrashekar: so i verify my belief that there is something wrong with your system
Chandrakant: ok
Avinash Chandrashekar: *not for public view*
Avinash Chandrashekar: those are the last four digits
Avinash Chandrashekar: i hope this is enough
Avinash Chandrashekar: please give me your email as well so I can continue this conversation with YOU
Chandrakant: *not for public view* this is your policy number
Avinash Chandrashekar: and not narrate my case to each and every person i meet
Avinash Chandrashekar: exactly
Avinash Chandrashekar: this is the policy that is listed
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have been charged for this
Avinash Chandrashekar: as WELL as another
Chandrakant: 11-Aug-2008 policy start date
Chandrakant: 19-Aug-2008 policy end date
Avinash Chandrashekar: the reason i bought this policy was because I did not receive the earlier one
Chandrakant: you policy is expired now
Avinash Chandrashekar: I need none of this
Avinash Chandrashekar: I want to know
Avinash Chandrashekar: why I was charged for a policy I did not receive
Chandrakant: but your policy is already expired
Avinash Chandrashekar: So what
Avinash Chandrashekar: i was charged for a policy i did not receive
Avinash Chandrashekar: the details you have given me
Avinash Chandrashekar: are for the policy I received
Avinash Chandrashekar: which would have been useful had i fallen sick
Avinash Chandrashekar: and the amount for the policy has been deducted from my account
Chandrakant: you take the pritout of your policy on our web site also
Avinash Chandrashekar: do you undertand what i'm saying
Avinash Chandrashekar: this was a policy that i carried with me when i travelled
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i bought it
Avinash Chandrashekar: because I did NOT receive the previous policy that i tried to buy
Avinash Chandrashekar: WHY
Avinash Chandrashekar: was i charged for that
Avinash Chandrashekar: and I also want your email or the email of the person who is in charge of these issues
Chandrakant: we have despatched details about that policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: which policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: i do not need details of that policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: I need to know why i did not receive it
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have no use for a policy which is already expired
Avinash Chandrashekar: why did i not receive a policy for which i was charged 893 rupees
Chandrakant: ok
Chandrakant: I am going to take request for that
Avinash Chandrashekar: i don't see where this is going; I have been charged for more than i have received and you seem to only be telling me what i already know. Please tell me whom I should address this to
Chandrakant: please sent mail along with credit card statement to customersupport@icicilombard.com and the number which I am going to provide you
Avinash Chandrashekar: i do not want to correspond with a wing
Avinash Chandrashekar: i want a specific person
Avinash Chandrashekar: so i needn't repeat what I said again and again
Chandrakant: please sent mail along with credit card statement so customersupport@icicilombard.com and with in 48 hours they will revert back to you with clarification
Chandrakant:
Avinash Chandrashekar: give me your email and phone number Mr.Chandrakant
Avinash Chandrashekar: or that of your team leader
Chandrakant: please call us 1800 209 8888 this is our customer care toll free number toll free from all mobile as well as land line
Avinash Chandrashekar: i want YOUR number
Avinash Chandrashekar: or that of any INDIVIDUAL
Avinash Chandrashekar: who will handle my complaint
Avinash Chandrashekar: I don't have to go through this again
Chandrakant: sorry we are not allowed to provide personal information
Avinash Chandrashekar: and you have asked for my credit card details
Avinash Chandrashekar: and my policy number
Avinash Chandrashekar: when the fault clearly lies at your end
Avinash Chandrashekar: and you expect me to provide it
Chandrakant: I Apologize for the inconvenience caused to you
Avinash Chandrashekar: i don't want an apology
Avinash Chandrashekar: give me a complaint number
Chandrakant: please sent mail along with credit card statement so customersupport@icicilombard.com and with in 48 hours they will revert back to you with clarification
Chandrakant:
Avinash Chandrashekar: and your email/phone number
Chandrakant: be online I will give you complaint number
Avinash Chandrashekar: alright Mr.Chandrakant; I understand that it is company policy to not reveal your email address
Avinash Chandrashekar: i have created a new one in your aname
Avinash Chandrashekar: *name
Avinash Chandrashekar: icicickant@gmail.com
Avinash Chandrashekar: with password complaint
Avinash Chandrashekar: please login to correspond with me
Avinash Chandrashekar: i am sure you are familiar with gmail
Avinash Chandrashekar: login at http://www.gmail.com
Chandrakant: we are not having assess of that
Avinash Chandrashekar: assess?
Avinash Chandrashekar: go home and access it
Avinash Chandrashekar: it doesnt matter
Avinash Chandrashekar: \
Avinash Chandrashekar: use a proxy server to login
Avinash Chandrashekar: but i need to be in correspondence with one person
Avinash Chandrashekar: and if it isn't you
Avinash Chandrashekar: let it be someone else
Chandrakant: we are not allowed to do that
Avinash Chandrashekar: you are not allowed to access internet at home Mr.Chandrakant
Avinash Chandrashekar: this is a laugh
Chandrakant: I Apologize for the inconvenience caused to you
Avinash Chandrashekar: i hope you are recording this for internal training purposes
Avinash Chandrashekar: because so am i
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i want someone i can correspond with
Avinash Chandrashekar: that's all
Avinash Chandrashekar: i paid for this
Chandrakant: have you created any user ID for the policy which you have not received
Avinash Chandrashekar: I have bought both id's using the sme account
Avinash Chandrashekar: *same
Chandrakant: be online
Avinash Chandrashekar: how long Mr.Chandrakant
Chandrakant: I am getting only one policy on that number
Avinash Chandrashekar: exactly
Avinash Chandrashekar: one policy
Avinash Chandrashekar: but two charges
Avinash Chandrashekar: now do you understand
Chandrakant: so I am requesting you please sent mail along with statement and they will revert back to you with in 48 hours
Avinash Chandrashekar: what is the use of chatting with you if i have to repeat the entire thing again
Avinash Chandrashekar: and then again to someone else
Avinash Chandrashekar: anyway
Avinash Chandrashekar: i will do that
Chandrakant: Is there anything else I can help you with ?
Avinash Chandrashekar: and i will correspond with icicickant@gmail.com as well
Avinash Chandrashekar: i request you to please correspond with me on that
Avinash Chandrashekar: if my request fails
Avinash Chandrashekar: very honestly
Avinash Chandrashekar: you haven't helped my with much
Avinash Chandrashekar: goodnight
Chandrakant: My Pleasure
Chandrakant: Thank you for chatting with ICICI Lombard,24*7
Chandrakant: Have a great day!
Thursday, April 2, 1981
Junk gets more interesting by the day
Vegetable SPAM™ Stuffed Acorn Squash
Servings: 6
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Cook Time: 45 minutes
Directions
Heat oven to 400°F. Lightly coat 13x9-inch baking pan with cooking spray. Cut squash in half lengthwise. Scoop out seeds. Place squash, cut sides down, in pan. Bake 40 minutes or until tender. Meanwhile, in large skillet over medium-high heat, sauté SPAM® 2 to 3 minutes or until lightly browned. Remove from skillet. Add bell pepper, jicama, onion, tomato, and pepper. Cook 5 minutes, stirring frequently. Add soy sauce. Bring to a boil. Return SPAM® to skillet. Heat thoroughly. Fill each squash cavity with SPAMtm mixture. Sprinkle with green onion.
Nutrition (per serving)
235 Calories
8 Grams Fat
13 Grams Protein
45 Milligrams Cholesterol
31 Grams Carbohydrates
1,372 Milligrams Sodium
With that delicious note, I move on to some very fascinating spam that I've received.
ASSALAM ALAIKUM
From Mrs fatima jumai abdoul .
Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire,
Assalam alaikum.
May the Almighy Allah be with you,
I know this may come as surprise and sceptic to you.Since we do not know
each other,but i am contacting you with trust and faith i have, that you
will never fail me.
My name is Mrs fatima jumai abdoul a nationality of Liberia. I am married to
late Mr. Umar Abdoul who worked with Liberia embassy in Ivory Coast for nine
years before he died in the year Octorber 2003. We were married for twenty
years with a child. He died after a the illness that lasted for long four
days.Before his death we were both a good muslim.
When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of $10.5Million (TEN
Million FIVE hundred U.S.Dollars) with one of good banks here in Cote
d'Ivoire . Presently, this money is still with the bank.I have been diagnose
with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and
right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical
experts.Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three
months due to my cancer problem.Though what disturbs me most is my stroke.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to mosque or better
still a muslim individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to
instruct here in. I want a person or muslim member that will use this fund
to orphanages, research centres and widows propagating the word of Allah and
to ensure that the house of Allah is maintained. The Holy Qur’an made us to
understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore this is why i seek
for your assistance, I once asked try a member of my family to distribute
the money which I gave him to the charity organization here they refused and
kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they
seem not to be ontended with what I have left for them.
I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but
my son can not carryout this work only because i and my late husband decide
to use some of the money to work for Allah and live some for our son to have
a better live. our son is just 17yearold now and been grow up in africa, he
have low manterity and my husband´s relatives are not muslim and I don´t
want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers.
I don´t want a situation where this money will be used in any way that those
not concern the will of Allah. Hence the reason for taking this bold
decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to. I know
that I am going to be in the bosom of the Allah. I want your telephone
communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of
my family relatives around me always .
I don´t want any of my husband family relatives to recieve this money. With
Allah all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give
you the contact of the Finance/bank. I will also issue you a letter of
authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want
you and your muslim individual to always pray for me because the Allah is my
shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy muslim.
Whoever that wants to serve Allah must serve him in truth, Please always be
prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room
in sourcing for a mosque or muslim individual for this same purpose. Please
assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here.
I pray to Allah for his providence for a smooth transfer.
If this picks your interest, please do contact me immediately through this
email address fatimajumaiabdul@yahoo.fr for more details . I will be highly
appreciate to receive your telephone and fax number.
Remain blessed in the name of the Allah.
Mrs FATIMA JUMAI ABDOUL .
FROM JOHN TOM.
DEAR,
I am well confident of your capability of executing this business for the
mutual benefit of our both families, believing that you will not expose or
betray the trust and confident I am about to repose on you. I am contacting
you with the greatest delight and personal respect. I am JOHN TOM, the
first son of CHIEF ONI TOM Personal Assistant to the former minister of
Mineral Resources of the Republic of Sierra-Leone who was recently
murdered by the Forces Loyal to Corporal Foday Sankoh, due to his
support to the incumbent elected President Tejan Kabbah to remain in the
office. Few days before my father was assassinated,he confided in me
and ordered me to go to his underground safe and moved out immediately
with the deposit agreements and cash receipt he made with a Security
Company in Abidjan where he deposited one trunk box which contains
cash sum of US$3,000,000 (three million United States Dollars). I
successfully smuggled out of the country to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire with the
help of some rebels loyal to My father and have gone to the Security
Company with the deposit Documents to confirm the deposit myself.
Unknown to the Security company my father declared the contents of the
trunk box as HOSPITAL EQUIPMENTS belonging to his foreign partner, that
the keys are with him in order to prevent them from knowing the real
content. I am now seeking for your direct assistance to front you as the
owner of the consignment and lift the fund out of this country to your base
for onward profitable investment which necessitated my contacting you.
We are to open a non residential Bank Account here in Abidjan in your
name through which the fund will be remitting from to your Bank Account
abroad and your reward for this noble assistance is under negotiable.
Further detail will be made known to you on confirmation of your interest to
assist me towards this project You will also comfirm to me that know third
party should hear about this transaction. Contact me through this telephone
numbers (
0022505384273
)EMAIL(jj1982tt@yahoo.com)
Expecting your immediate response.
Yours sincerely.
JOHN TOM
daughter must see this young prince. Where is the king, and mypast, since they so happily have ended. And then Prospero embracedThese fair nightwandering ladies, now no longer rivals, became
simple yet elegant manner in which Perdita conversed with his son didspeak, she would mock me into air. O you wrong your cousin, saidchurch, have sate at good men's feasts, and from our eyes have wiped
given him about his neck.
This false friend began his tale with many artful speeches to thewife, and tell her how I have loved you! Bassanio in the deepestof Britain upon the head of her son Cloten for she knew that, if themaster your life I cannot ask for.
be prepared, for he would go to his other daughter, Regan, he anda deed so abhorrent to her , but that she feared her husband'sforesight of his coming, were engaged in preparing their dreadful
compliments and lovediscourse he addressed to Helena were precious
compliments and lovediscourse he addressed to Helena were preciousfoully snatched. At this moment Diana and her mother entered, andwas in, and advised him to pass for a merchant of Epiium thisdiscourse at leisure of the blessed ending of their adverse fortunes.
affair, and then I will go to Angelo. Commend me to my brother soonreturn, would you not tell her that you could not love, and must notshe would most joyfully suffer death to give her master ease. But
timeflies. They, crowding out to avoid him, left the house more
and would have struck young Romeo dead. But his uncle, the old lordwith the prince, to enquire into the causes of the disturbance. TheA rumour had reached the ear of young Hamlet, that an apparition,forehead of Jupiter, the eye of Mars, and a posture like to Mercury
for her ruin.Symonides, commonly called the good Symonides, because of histo Pericles of the wayward changes in her own fate, telling him from
Ho! guests, what are you merchants or wandering thieves he
his coming from heaven, could stop the daring foot of Ulysses, whomslaughtered in desart hills upon the earth. For the dead delight inher, and of my country earth. If any , envious of my return, shallrushes that grew on its banks seemed to point out the place where he
whose subject was, The stern Strife stirred up between Ulysses andwere past all shores that the sun shines upon, I would invoke him as aThen said Ulysses, Reckon up their numbers that we may know their
me the mastery. With that he let fly a deadly arrow at Antinous, the suitors. But she gave no heed to their words, but thought thattown but a few months before. I was quite ashamed of my bad memory. when we are in great distress, there is always, I think, something
passing through my mind, Ann had obtained my mother's pardon. InsteadI am under the greatest obligation in the world to this good Dr. it was a fine thing to live in the country, and play with my little
house. I did not speak any more till we entered the box, but afterhead nodding over her prayerbook her lips mumbling the words as shefor the inoffensive whale. Many other pretty sights he used to shew
Dear Shekar,
I know this letter will come as a surprise to you, but I would like you
togive it a top consideration so as to help my family and me from our
Present Predicament. I am Eric
Morgan, the first daugther of Mr. Philip Morgan, an Australian Farmer Based
In Zimbabwe.
My father is now dead as a result of his incarceration by The Zimbabwean
Government under President Robert Mugabe who ordered the White Farmers
inZimbabwe to vacate their Farm Land and go back to their country.
But my father,due to his large investment in the farm land refused to Quit
Zimbabwe for his country.
Based on this reason he was arrested and Imprisoned and as a result of his
protracted sickness [Diabetics] he died in Manfe Prison on 19th sept
2002.May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace.After his death, all efforts
by my mother who is a Zimbabwean to secure Most of my father's
investment was frustrated by the President Mugabes Government.
Towards this end my mother discovered an original certificate of depositfor
a trunk box containing the sum of Fifteen million united state
Dollars(US$I5, 000,000) deposited by my late father in custody of
asecurity/financecompany, the money right now is in SPAIN(EUROPE)The
Money Belonged to my late father Which he intented to use in purchasing
heavy
duty tractors before he was imprisoned and eventually died.
We were able to trace the security and finance company in SPAIN
(EUROPE),where the box containing the money is presently deposited, declared
as family jewellries and antiquities as to avoid raising any eye brow from
the authorities here. All documented proofs in respect of this
deposited consignment are in our family attorney's possesion.
As it is, I am looking for a reliable Person who can help us safe-guide and
invest this money very prudently in his/her company as advised by my
mother.20% of this money will be given to you in appreciation for your
assistance.
Also note that this transaction is 100% risk free, Please confirm your
intereston this transaction and contact me on my email address
(ericmorgan_family@yahoo.ie)At present, I, my younger sister and my mother
are in neighbouring country Lesotho following threats on our lives when we
filed a suite against the unjust act.
Our family attorney also relocated to London.He will be the one to issue
you every document as regards the transaction.
I really want you to confirm this site to believe what my story is all
about
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=03/04/07/034243
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4937310.stm
Thanks and Remain blessed as I await your response.
Eric Morgan
FULL TRUST
I am MRS.SUSAN SHABANGU, a mother of three children and
the Deputy Minister of
Minerals and Energy since 1st April 1996 to
date under the auspices of
The President of South Africa MR THABO
MBEKI. You can view my profile
at My Website www.gov.za then clicks on
deputy ministers, and then
clicks on My name (shabangu Susan) THE
PROPOSAL, after my swearing in
ceremony As the Deputy Minister of
Minerals and Energy, my husband Mr.
Ndebele Shabangu died while he was
on an official trip to Trinidad and
Tobago in 1996. After his death, I
discovered that he had some funds in
a Dollar account which amounted
to the sum of US$30.5M with a security
And finance institution in
South Africa of which I will divulge the
Information to you when I get
your full consent and support to go for a
Change of beneficiary and
subsequent transfer of the funds into your
Account of choice. This
fund emanated as a result of an over-invoiced
Contract which he
executed with the Government of South Africa.
Though I assisted him
in getting this contract but I never knew that it was
Over-invoiced by
him. I am afraid that the government of South Africa
Might start to
investigate on the contract awarded. If they discover
This money in
his bank account, they will confiscate it and seize his
Assets here in
South Africa and this will definitely affect my
Political career in
government.Mail me back with this email for security purpose
(susanshabanguq1@yahoo.co.uk).
Thanks,
MRS.SUSAN SHABANGU.
From :MORIS KAMARA.
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
West Africa.
My Dear one,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your name and contact through site . I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that I can do business with and by the recommendation , I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business .
I am MORIS KAMARA the only son of late Mr. and Mrs.PATRICK KAMARA. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant and Gold dealer in Free Town , the economic capital of Sierra Leon, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .
My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on october 2004 in a private hospital in Free Town in Sierra Leon. he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. USD ($10,500.000.00) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank in Abidjan the economic capital of Cote d' Ivoire ,that he used my name as his only son for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business ssociates.
That incase he die I should move out of the country down to Cote d' Ivoire where he made the deposit to seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose after my education such as real estate management or hotel management .
Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to .
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 22years.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
Moreover, Dear, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.
Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within Seven (7) days you signify interest to assist me.
Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,
MORIS KAMARA
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FROM THE DESK OF DR.YUSFU GARUBA
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICAN BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA.
DEAR ,
plaese reply to yusfugaruba01@yahoo.com
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department BANK OF AFRICAN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I got your contact address through internet when searching for a good and reliable person that will assist me in this transaction.
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of 30.5m US Dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany), who died along with his entire family in Monday,31 July,2000, in a plane crash.FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT THIS SITE BELOW: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking laws and guidelines but unfortunately we
learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i don't want this money to go into the Bank treasury
as unclaimed bill.
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclamed after six year, the money will be transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.I agree that 30% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account 10% will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be for me.
Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where inthe money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this mail massage to en-able me send to you all the detail information concerning this transaction.
Waiting for your urgent reply without any delay.
Your's faithfully.
DR.YUSFU GARUBA
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK(BOA)
Servings: 6
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Cook Time: 45 minutes
Directions
Heat oven to 400°F. Lightly coat 13x9-inch baking pan with cooking spray. Cut squash in half lengthwise. Scoop out seeds. Place squash, cut sides down, in pan. Bake 40 minutes or until tender. Meanwhile, in large skillet over medium-high heat, sauté SPAM® 2 to 3 minutes or until lightly browned. Remove from skillet. Add bell pepper, jicama, onion, tomato, and pepper. Cook 5 minutes, stirring frequently. Add soy sauce. Bring to a boil. Return SPAM® to skillet. Heat thoroughly. Fill each squash cavity with SPAMtm mixture. Sprinkle with green onion.
Nutrition (per serving)
235 Calories
8 Grams Fat
13 Grams Protein
45 Milligrams Cholesterol
31 Grams Carbohydrates
1,372 Milligrams Sodium
With that delicious note, I move on to some very fascinating spam that I've received.
ASSALAM ALAIKUM
From Mrs fatima jumai abdoul .
Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire,
Assalam alaikum.
May the Almighy Allah be with you,
I know this may come as surprise and sceptic to you.Since we do not know
each other,but i am contacting you with trust and faith i have, that you
will never fail me.
My name is Mrs fatima jumai abdoul a nationality of Liberia. I am married to
late Mr. Umar Abdoul who worked with Liberia embassy in Ivory Coast for nine
years before he died in the year Octorber 2003. We were married for twenty
years with a child. He died after a the illness that lasted for long four
days.Before his death we were both a good muslim.
When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of $10.5Million (TEN
Million FIVE hundred U.S.Dollars) with one of good banks here in Cote
d'Ivoire . Presently, this money is still with the bank.I have been diagnose
with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and
right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical
experts.Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three
months due to my cancer problem.Though what disturbs me most is my stroke.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to mosque or better
still a muslim individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to
instruct here in. I want a person or muslim member that will use this fund
to orphanages, research centres and widows propagating the word of Allah and
to ensure that the house of Allah is maintained. The Holy Qur’an made us to
understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore this is why i seek
for your assistance, I once asked try a member of my family to distribute
the money which I gave him to the charity organization here they refused and
kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they
seem not to be ontended with what I have left for them.
I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but
my son can not carryout this work only because i and my late husband decide
to use some of the money to work for Allah and live some for our son to have
a better live. our son is just 17yearold now and been grow up in africa, he
have low manterity and my husband´s relatives are not muslim and I don´t
want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers.
I don´t want a situation where this money will be used in any way that those
not concern the will of Allah. Hence the reason for taking this bold
decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to. I know
that I am going to be in the bosom of the Allah. I want your telephone
communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of
my family relatives around me always .
I don´t want any of my husband family relatives to recieve this money. With
Allah all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give
you the contact of the Finance/bank. I will also issue you a letter of
authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want
you and your muslim individual to always pray for me because the Allah is my
shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy muslim.
Whoever that wants to serve Allah must serve him in truth, Please always be
prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room
in sourcing for a mosque or muslim individual for this same purpose. Please
assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here.
I pray to Allah for his providence for a smooth transfer.
If this picks your interest, please do contact me immediately through this
email address fatimajumaiabdul@yahoo.fr for more details . I will be highly
appreciate to receive your telephone and fax number.
Remain blessed in the name of the Allah.
Mrs FATIMA JUMAI ABDOUL .
FROM JOHN TOM.
DEAR,
I am well confident of your capability of executing this business for the
mutual benefit of our both families, believing that you will not expose or
betray the trust and confident I am about to repose on you. I am contacting
you with the greatest delight and personal respect. I am JOHN TOM, the
first son of CHIEF ONI TOM Personal Assistant to the former minister of
Mineral Resources of the Republic of Sierra-Leone who was recently
murdered by the Forces Loyal to Corporal Foday Sankoh, due to his
support to the incumbent elected President Tejan Kabbah to remain in the
office. Few days before my father was assassinated,he confided in me
and ordered me to go to his underground safe and moved out immediately
with the deposit agreements and cash receipt he made with a Security
Company in Abidjan where he deposited one trunk box which contains
cash sum of US$3,000,000 (three million United States Dollars). I
successfully smuggled out of the country to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire with the
help of some rebels loyal to My father and have gone to the Security
Company with the deposit Documents to confirm the deposit myself.
Unknown to the Security company my father declared the contents of the
trunk box as HOSPITAL EQUIPMENTS belonging to his foreign partner, that
the keys are with him in order to prevent them from knowing the real
content. I am now seeking for your direct assistance to front you as the
owner of the consignment and lift the fund out of this country to your base
for onward profitable investment which necessitated my contacting you.
We are to open a non residential Bank Account here in Abidjan in your
name through which the fund will be remitting from to your Bank Account
abroad and your reward for this noble assistance is under negotiable.
Further detail will be made known to you on confirmation of your interest to
assist me towards this project You will also comfirm to me that know third
party should hear about this transaction. Contact me through this telephone
numbers (
0022505384273)EMAIL(jj198Expecting your immediate response.
Yours sincerely.
JOHN TOM
daughter must see this young prince. Where is the king, and mypast, since they so happily have ended. And then Prospero embracedThese fair nightwandering ladies, now no longer rivals, became
simple yet elegant manner in which Perdita conversed with his son didspeak, she would mock me into air. O you wrong your cousin, saidchurch, have sate at good men's feasts, and from our eyes have wiped
given him about his neck.
This false friend began his tale with many artful speeches to thewife, and tell her how I have loved you! Bassanio in the deepestof Britain upon the head of her son Cloten for she knew that, if themaster your life I cannot ask for.
be prepared, for he would go to his other daughter, Regan, he anda deed so abhorrent to her , but that she feared her husband'sforesight of his coming, were engaged in preparing their dreadful
compliments and lovediscourse he addressed to Helena were precious
compliments and lovediscourse he addressed to Helena were preciousfoully snatched. At this moment Diana and her mother entered, andwas in, and advised him to pass for a merchant of Epiium thisdiscourse at leisure of the blessed ending of their adverse fortunes.
affair, and then I will go to Angelo. Commend me to my brother soonreturn, would you not tell her that you could not love, and must notshe would most joyfully suffer death to give her master ease. But
timeflies. They, crowding out to avoid him, left the house more
and would have struck young Romeo dead. But his uncle, the old lordwith the prince, to enquire into the causes of the disturbance. TheA rumour had reached the ear of young Hamlet, that an apparition,forehead of Jupiter, the eye of Mars, and a posture like to Mercury
for her ruin.Symonides, commonly called the good Symonides, because of histo Pericles of the wayward changes in her own fate, telling him from
Ho! guests, what are you merchants or wandering thieves he
his coming from heaven, could stop the daring foot of Ulysses, whomslaughtered in desart hills upon the earth. For the dead delight inher, and of my country earth. If any , envious of my return, shallrushes that grew on its banks seemed to point out the place where he
whose subject was, The stern Strife stirred up between Ulysses andwere past all shores that the sun shines upon, I would invoke him as aThen said Ulysses, Reckon up their numbers that we may know their
me the mastery. With that he let fly a deadly arrow at Antinous, the suitors. But she gave no heed to their words, but thought thattown but a few months before. I was quite ashamed of my bad memory. when we are in great distress, there is always, I think, something
passing through my mind, Ann had obtained my mother's pardon. InsteadI am under the greatest obligation in the world to this good Dr. it was a fine thing to live in the country, and play with my little
house. I did not speak any more till we entered the box, but afterhead nodding over her prayerbook her lips mumbling the words as shefor the inoffensive whale. Many other pretty sights he used to shew
Dear Shekar,
I know this letter will come as a surprise to you, but I would like you
togive it a top consideration so as to help my family and me from our
Present Predicament. I am Eric
Morgan, the first daugther of Mr. Philip Morgan, an Australian Farmer Based
In Zimbabwe.
My father is now dead as a result of his incarceration by The Zimbabwean
Government under President Robert Mugabe who ordered the White Farmers
inZimbabwe to vacate their Farm Land and go back to their country.
But my father,due to his large investment in the farm land refused to Quit
Zimbabwe for his country.
Based on this reason he was arrested and Imprisoned and as a result of his
protracted sickness [Diabetics] he died in Manfe Prison on 19th sept
2002.May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace.After his death, all efforts
by my mother who is a Zimbabwean to secure Most of my father's
investment was frustrated by the President Mugabes Government.
Towards this end my mother discovered an original certificate of depositfor
a trunk box containing the sum of Fifteen million united state
Dollars(US$I5, 000,000) deposited by my late father in custody of
asecurity/financecompany, the money right now is in SPAIN(EUROPE)The
Money Belonged to my late father Which he intented to use in purchasing
heavy
duty tractors before he was imprisoned and eventually died.
We were able to trace the security and finance company in SPAIN
(EUROPE),where the box containing the money is presently deposited, declared
as family jewellries and antiquities as to avoid raising any eye brow from
the authorities here. All documented proofs in respect of this
deposited consignment are in our family attorney's possesion.
As it is, I am looking for a reliable Person who can help us safe-guide and
invest this money very prudently in his/her company as advised by my
mother.20% of this money will be given to you in appreciation for your
assistance.
Also note that this transaction is 100% risk free, Please confirm your
intereston this transaction and contact me on my email address
(ericmorgan_family@yahoo.i
are in neighbouring country Lesotho following threats on our lives when we
filed a suite against the unjust act.
Our family attorney also relocated to London.He will be the one to issue
you every document as regards the transaction.
I really want you to confirm this site to believe what my story is all
about
http://www.democracynow.or
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi
Thanks and Remain blessed as I await your response.
Eric Morgan
FULL TRUST
I am MRS.SUSAN SHABANGU, a mother of three children and
the Deputy Minister of
Minerals and Energy since 1st April 1996 to
date under the auspices of
The President of South Africa MR THABO
MBEKI. You can view my profile
at My Website www.gov.za then clicks on
deputy ministers, and then
clicks on My name (shabangu Susan) THE
PROPOSAL, after my swearing in
ceremony As the Deputy Minister of
Minerals and Energy, my husband Mr.
Ndebele Shabangu died while he was
on an official trip to Trinidad and
Tobago in 1996. After his death, I
discovered that he had some funds in
a Dollar account which amounted
to the sum of US$30.5M with a security
And finance institution in
South Africa of which I will divulge the
Information to you when I get
your full consent and support to go for a
Change of beneficiary and
subsequent transfer of the funds into your
Account of choice. This
fund emanated as a result of an over-invoiced
Contract which he
executed with the Government of South Africa.
Though I assisted him
in getting this contract but I never knew that it was
Over-invoiced by
him. I am afraid that the government of South Africa
Might start to
investigate on the contract awarded. If they discover
This money in
his bank account, they will confiscate it and seize his
Assets here in
South Africa and this will definitely affect my
Political career in
government.Mail me back with this email for security purpose
(susanshabanguq1@yahoo.co.
Thanks,
MRS.SUSAN SHABANGU.
From :MORIS KAMARA.
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
West Africa.
My Dear one,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your name and contact through site . I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that I can do business with and by the recommendation , I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business .
I am MORIS KAMARA the only son of late Mr. and Mrs.PATRICK KAMARA. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant and Gold dealer in Free Town , the economic capital of Sierra Leon, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .
My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on october 2004 in a private hospital in Free Town in Sierra Leon. he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. USD ($10,500.000.00) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank in Abidjan the economic capital of Cote d' Ivoire ,that he used my name as his only son for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business ssociates.
That incase he die I should move out of the country down to Cote d' Ivoire where he made the deposit to seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose after my education such as real estate management or hotel management .
Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to .
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 22years.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
Moreover, Dear, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.
Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within Seven (7) days you signify interest to assist me.
Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,
MORIS KAMARA
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FROM THE DESK OF DR.YUSFU GARUBA
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICAN BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA.
DEAR ,
plaese reply to yusfugaruba01@yahoo.com
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department BANK OF AFRICAN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I got your contact address through internet when searching for a good and reliable person that will assist me in this transaction.
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of 30.5m US Dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany), who died along with his entire family in Monday,31 July,2000, in a plane crash.FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT THIS SITE BELOW: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking laws and guidelines but unfortunately we
learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i don't want this money to go into the Bank treasury
as unclaimed bill.
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclamed after six year, the money will be transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.I agree that 30% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account 10% will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be for me.
Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where inthe money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this mail massage to en-able me send to you all the detail information concerning this transaction.
Waiting for your urgent reply without any delay.
Your's faithfully.
DR.YUSFU GARUBA
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK(BOA)
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